I’m a man of few words.

5 actually.

Well, at least I finally posted, now I’m gonna get off my lazy arse and do something! ;D

Less than impressed

As with my lack of posting (due to other unforseen consequences), I have decided to finally get my lazy arse off the ground and do something, this something was “schoolwork”, now, that epically fail’d, so I’m stuck here with you guys…again

And co-inciding with the title, I am less than impressed with Apple and their new update for Itunes (7.7), to put it bluntly, it sucks balls and not the lollies that you can get at your local “Supamart!”, the real, man-sack ones, it is that bad.

Now, why am I bothering to type it up here? Why is it such a worry? Because, I was tricked into thinking it was something better, many of my friends, loyal Apple users have told me about the updates, how they allow for easier “somestuff” (I figured it didn’t really matter, since I only want my music player TO PLAY MUSIC o0.) and better “thisthat” and increased stability and this is where it hit home, a nice roundhouse to the sack.

I was running the earlier version (presumably 7.6 but I think doing it the “Apple way” it was 6.6), it kept asking me to update, the [Insert explicit] thing wouldn’t go away and sure, that worked fine because its Apple…we’re assured quality, right, right?

So then I updated and this is my major complaint, why does it take twice as long to load AND why does it take [over 9000] times longer to load up, I JUST WANT TO SYNC 10 SONGS, WON’T YOU LET ME LIVE!

So, the assured quality, the name “Apple”, to me, is tarnished and just when you though Apple was original and new, with the “IMac” and the “Iphone”, it’s just being a copycat and following the path of Microsoft.

Not many programs can make my computer lag like this

Congratulations Apple for setting new standards, nay, heights for all other companies to try and contest!

Not many programs can imitate the stockmarket [If you see it.] with it’s lag

Thank you Apple!

Insert overly [Adjective] post title here.

Keep your spirit high,
and let it flow,
Ill take you where you want to go,
open up and let me free your soul,
just let your body loose control

(Fly High – DJ alligator Project)

Okay, I’ll start with this, now…what does this mean, to get down to it and to avoid other bullshit, don’t go looking for meaning in this song, it’s probably has a cute, nice meaning but fuck that. I don’t care.

This is utter bullshit, clogging up my post, so why did I post it?

To make an analogy, yes a fucking analogy, now

About what?

Well if your not me, you probably won’t know, so yes, that’s you, the reader, yes I fucking just broke the fourth wall, (2d shape, 3rd wall technically =o.) and no, I am not fucking cleaning the mess up.

So the analogy is compared to my life

Still don’t get it?

So you must be pretty fucking retarded, eh? Okay, put bluntly, straightforward, easy-to-read.

The song means the useless bullshit that is thrown at me day after day and the fact I just can’t flush it out, I have to listen because there is always something important within the depths of pointless chatter, seriously, what’s so bad about silence? Is it so hard for the human race to just sit there without any inane chatter and just enjoy the presence of each other? Relish in the silence? Well, from what I’ve seen, no

Yes, that’s what I translated it as…

Don’t like it…just shoo, I’ve had enough.

Just burn in hell.

(/raging)

SUCK IT BITCHES!

A THOUSAND FUCKING HOURS OF GAMING

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HERES A SCREENSHOT CAUSE IT DID FUCKING HAPPEN

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And yeah…Just wanted to let you know ;P

Desensitisation.

When did society start to become less shocked at boobs or the word penis?

When did it become acceptable to say fuck and shit out loud, let alone write it down?

Why has everything “sacred” and “protected” become filth with no end, no wall to stop it’s degradation?

I suppose I am writing this post because I’ve just opened my eyes (and also had a distinct lack of posts recently).

If I were to post a pair of breasts here, would you be surprised? Shocked? Horrified? No, you would just shrug it off and say “Oh, just another site using sex appeal (Appeal?) for their own gain”, when was it ever like this, remember just a few years ago if a website had breasts on it’s front page they would get taken off the net, if I was to say shit out loud, I would get beaten, *sigh* where did such fine days go?

Now-a-days, we’re fine sick enough disgusting happy?! okay to sit down and watch a movie like 2girls1cup, look at images like tubgirl and goatse and shrug it off the next day as if it’s just the usual, when did this happen?! Why did it happen?! Good god, why have all the values I’ve learnt as a child just crumbled away?! Can someone answer these, please??

Oh I suppose things well never revert back to normal but please just have some decency, some tiny, little decency, at least know how low you’ll sink to

And then I had a weird moment; a crystalisation, where everything became clear

“And then I said to myself, I don’t have to pick the candy bar, I would let the candy bar pick me!” ~Turkleton, Scrubs

Yes, I liked that line, I enjoyed that line.

Although this post is about that! It’s actually about finding out where my 250gb hard drive space went…The motherf***er decided to fill itself up!

Aaah, oh well, the immense joy of going through EVERY system folder checking the space and whether it’s deletable or not.

So there’s my life in a nutshell, my arms are bruised, tired and “hurty” from playing soccer (yeah…played for the Year 7’s…that is fucking manly! I mean every else was like “NOWAILAWL” from my team but I said “Fuck yeah! Pick me dickface!”, he stared, I stared and he sayed “I like you little fucker, your playing for me” so on a technicality I “won” that match but also lost it, 8-1 (I think)) I got into the game and put my body on the line and received a few studs to the body (luckily plastic).

So with this extremely short post I shall decide to end with

“I broke my Ipod, anybody will to sell a 30gb Video for $30?”

Also my headset died

And my 250gb hard drive

I am also writing in this weird poem/poetic way

I fucking hate that

I quite frankly hate people who write like this

It makes me cry

If you want me (notice the break, MID-SENTENCE!)

I’ll be crying in the corner

Wellowing in my sorrows

Listening to emo punk rock

Or whatever that shit is

…Fucking manly

Holy crap, I just wrote a song, reader’s quickly! unite and form a band and write “The Ballad of the Priest”, also form a cult and make people pay for membership and use idea’s of Aliens and weird-soulike thing’s which make you sad…What?

L.Ron Hubbard stole my idea! That fucker!

Oh well, just write a song about me and I promise it’ll go platinum (<–Failspell)

*Sigh*, there’s my week, g’night yall!

A Holy Problem

I sit here in the darkness with my room only lit by my computer, slowly watching the mushrooms I planted manifest. It’s around 1:00 am and I’ve decided to write about my thoughts on God and/or any divine spirit, now I’m trying to be respect whilst showing my own views here, so if I do offend you, it wasn’t in any of my intentions, drop me an e-mail and/or problem and we can talk and see if we can rectify the problem

Now, “I do not want to feel obligated to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use” – Galileo Galilei, this quote should be enough to justify the point “Their is no God, your believing in crap” and to destroy not only my belief’s but also 50% of the world.

My own “religious journey” has just begun, I’ve only now started to believe in God, in Jesus Christ, I am a Protestant Christian, now many of my friends are either the same of agnostic/atheist so in the end, religion is not a big topic for us, as I’ve previously stated my journey has just begun, I attribute this to the fact that not only that I’m willing to believe in the practically unbelievable but also because I’ve joined a group of other people who are just like me and group leader sits down with us and explains everything (Have you tried reading the bible? Tough stuff!) careful, so we don’t misinterpret and understand completely. My religious views are that God exists and Jesus died to forgive my sins, now you may not agree with, you may not believe that, if so, ignore it, I’m not trying to spread propaganda here, I believe that everyone is entitled to freely believe what they believe in and not be ridiculed for it. These are my opinions, so if you find any biased or any offensive comments, you’ll know why.

Okay, I think we should look at the main point, what is this elusive thing known as a “God”, a God can be described in many ways although one attribute is the same, a God usually wields more power than a humans and is always a supernatural entity. So why do we choose to believe in such a thing? Well, from my experiences I think it’s fill that gap in our heart, by this I mean, look outside, watch the news, bad things happen every day, murders, suicides, attacks, car crashes, deaths, believing that there is a God helps us say “Tommorrow will be better, people will become nicer/pure”, we think that it is the one pulling the strings.

Now if your sitting here an agnostic and/or aethist here’s a piece of advice, now I’m assuming all of you guys are lateral thinkers, the “If I can see and touch it, it’s real, everything else, is a lie” type of people and believing in such a being who has infinite power of you, a God is not only silly but demeaning to your intelligence, right, am I not?

Well, here’s a piece of advice that is logical, straight from the mouth of Denny Crane, on the balcony Alan Shore asks him “Denny, do you believe in God?”, he replies with “Yeah” this shocks Alan because he would of never thought that Denny would of believed such a “lie”, so Denny adds his reason “Why? Because if there happens to be a God and you don’t believe in him, your screwed but if you believe in God and there isn’t one, what? You look a little stupid but that’s a little price to pay”, now these aren’t the exact words but it has the same point.

In my opinion religion shouldn’t be thought of this way, it should be your own choice to believe in God no matter what the consequences but I have to admit, he has a point.

In life we’re made to make difficult choices, I believe religion is one of them, to be ready to accept that there is a being infinitely stronger, infinitely more powerful than you, it’s pretty daunting and it may be completely contradictory to my personality but I decided to make that leap.

Note: Not trying to brainwash, all I’m saying is to look at your life and say “Hey, is this where I want to be?” and if you can just confidently say “Yes, I am here, I am happy, I am [Insert your name here]” Why would you say your name, well from what I’ve learnt people say your name without meaning everyday but I think if you truly know someone or yourself you can go up to them/yourself and just say “I am/You are _____” with nothing but confidence.

So what does God look like? Well again this can be answered by Denny Crane, in the same episode Alan asks him “So when you meet the big guy, what do you think he will look like?”, Denny says “Well, it’s said that God made man in his own image”, Alan chuckles and replies with “More importantly…”, “Me, Denny Crane”.

Boston Legal, for all your answers in life!

Well this signifies another end of a post, have fun, it took me 20 minutes to write this and I feel right light-headed, like I’m made of air…I should get that checked out…Enjoy!

Note, wrote this like a month ago but no one was commenting, so I held it back but I guess I should post something new ;-;

Jopriest, Over and Out!

Internet usage time!

Yeah, see that 6gb download [yesterday]…that was me!

This post will actually contain no meat because truly, I am unmotivated, I have 2 or 3 REALLLLLLY meaty posts but if I don’t see people commented, I feel…kinda….let down, y’know? I sit here for half an hour just to get most of the post in, it takes me like another half hour to rough edit and these are just the meaty posts, the ones I care about!!

So yeah, just drop a comment, please, I need a reason to post a new…post (for lack of better word)

Bah…

Okay! Fine! NO COMMENTS?!

I only write when I see people have read my older posts, even if it’s just two words, I know you’ve read it, PLEASE COMMENT! Better posts are on the way!

Actually, now is a good time to mention it, you probably will be hearing now, I’ve just installed a new music widget, I didn’t look for anything really exotic so in it is probably 4 or 5 songs about 20 minutes total, they are mostly just Electronic, Trance, Techno, enjoy (don’t forget you can turn it off!)

Okay…Since I need to SPELL IT OUT TO YOU; NO POSTS ‘TILL I GET COMMENTED!

Why do I feel so dirty when I DON’T download porn from rapidshare?

Quite the different tone for my new post, eh?

Yes, there’s no need for denying it, I have porn, to my knowledge every man has some sort of access to it, whether it’s a magazine, book, “graphic novel” or at least 51% of the internet, since I enjoy my said pornography, I like to download alot of it.

I’ve always used and been faithful to rapidshit (rapidshare for you non-/b/tards), it’s provided me with plenty of porn, with a nice layout and no dodgy pop-ups the only problems are:

• It’s download limit – about 250Mb
• Waiting times – Up to 1.2 mins

Though it’s never bothered me, one download and I’m done for the night, next morning limit’s refreshed; rinse and repeat.

Recently I’ve found different sites for porn (apart from 4chan! ;P) and they’ve been redirecting me to not rapidshare.

I have no problem with this, in fact, the end is all the same, except for the reason that these sites make me guilty when I actually download the porn, why?

Well…

• The layout is horrid
• Porn ads everywhere
• There are porn popups trust me, they will drive you away
• Same waiting time and download limit, I think they should give you a bonus for all the trouble (mentally) you go through!

Now, I’m not going to mentioned the site because well…I’d have to open my laptop, go into firefox, go into history and search through it…all within 2 minutes because that’s all the battery life I have left, yes, my charger is fucked, put quite bluntly.

So, there are some reasons why I feel so guilty when I download porn not from rapidshare.

Short post, quick and easy, if ever in this predicament, give me a yell/comment